Within a display cabinet on the upper level of the Melbourne Cricket Ground sits a vibrant pink outfit donned by the pop star. The show in front of a massive crowd of attendees was considered a triumph.
Perhaps you don't like the performer. Perhaps you believe he is the ultimate present to music known to man. Alternatively, you may hold a balanced view, conceding that some hits are belting while others are poor.
The central idea is that entertainment can take many forms. Tastes vary. There is not a single method to craft literature or even Test cricket.
The Peerless Spectrum of Test Cricket
The traditional format boasts incomparable variety. One struggles to think of another sport where the contest is so dependent on the environment.
The weather, the time of day, the ball – the list is endless. Crucially is the wicket.
If Test cricket is a form of art, the strip is the blank slate on which the players paint their masterpiece.
A Broken-Down Battle: The Melbourne Spectacle
The Boxing Day fixture between the two sides was Test cricket cubism, the traditional sport broken apart and stuck back together in an unusual manner.
This is not a justification of the pitch which produced a triumph and the another short match of the contest.
Allowing a thick layer on the wicket, leading to numerous dismissals being taken in less than a brief period, is not a fair contest between batter and bowler.
A Diverse Legacy: The Nature of Test Cricket
But any suggestion this was a inferior show, one that should be qualified as not a proper Test, is wide of the mark.
The format is a diverse canvas, 2,615 parts and counting. Sometimes, as witnessed recently, the cricket ball moves excessively for the seamers. In contrast, it spins sharply on a dry surface. At other venues, the pitch is flat as a pancake, other times it spits like a cobra.
The thrillers are even more exciting because of the patience committed during quieter periods.
Problem Solving: The Real Challenge
Specific conditions are tolerated more easily than others.
The debate in during the match was that the contest was tipped too far towards the attack. That the skilled individuals were prevented from showcasing their talents.
The format is about finding solutions – assessing the conditions and responding effectively. The best individual innings were made by world-class stars. One team committed more errors than the other, and thus ended up second best.
Unbridled Joy: The Fan Perspective
Go and inform the supporters who have suffered 18 winless matches that this lacked spectacle.
In one section of the ground, a sea of people celebrated and created an atmosphere, fostering a carnival vibe in a bastion of Australian cricket.
There was belief as the bowlers surged, momentum when players responded, and pure joy when the win was confirmed.
Polar Opposites: The Range of Test Matches
The Melbourne has a history with pitch problems. Previously, a Test there featured a wicket with all the life of a a damp squib.
That match was a marathon, with few wickets and endless boredom. The latest encounter and that slow Test are diametrically opposed points of the spectrum – one is not more ideal, yet significance can be attached to them.
Four Tests into the ongoing battle, it is the shortest games that will be most remembered in the memory.
"This isn't the demise of the format at all," observed a former player. "Spectators who have been lucky enough to see these short time have been treated to some real entertainment. A unique show."
Signs of Progress: Looking Ahead
In the lead-in to this Test, the captain spoke like a man carrying the weight of the world on his mind.
The players protected him, restoring the joy to his face.
Different players stepped up with vital performances. These are small positives, certainly not enough to ensure long-term futures, but a starting point to develop from.
In the end, this MCG win takes its place among other memorable performances in similar circumstances.
As the supporters slipped away into a beautiful night, the squad assembled on the field to start their own celebrations.
Savour the moment, men. It's well deserved.